ELVIS NEEDS BOATS
A downloadable game
A TTRPG where you steal boats for Elvis, inspired by Mojo Nixon's song, "Elvis is Everywhere" with mechanics based on Tunnel Goons
You use your three stats, Sailing, Stealing, and Elvis, to steal boats for The King, and take them to the very center of the Bermuda Triangle.
I made this because the idea got stuck in my head one night, after my daughter got briefly obsessed with the song, Elvis is Everywhere. Now I have made it and released myself from the spell it holds over me.
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Played this today. Was fun and super easy and quick to get into. We also had a few laughs reading through the rules.
Page 4 mentions damage though, without anything else referencing health or damage. I guess it’s a leftover from Tunnel Goons, but it’s a bit confusing without context.
Ah, the sailing Elvis!